The Intro.

Dear Orange County Babes,

 

About a month ago, we made you a promise. Our promise was to find you the REAL top 10 list when it comes to the Best dispensaries and delivery services in Orange County.

 

And we wanted to let you know, your babes came through

 

Wanna know what we did? Well. It’s Like Dis and like Dat and like Dis and uh…

 

Phase One: collect Underpants

 

why? because we appreciate the business model of the underpants gnomes. We admire them greatly.

 

Phase 2: Super Stealth Undercover Visit.

 

we visited the dispensaries you  recommended, ordered through the delivery services you thought were worth mentioning. [Again, you are welcome.] Our babes went undercover as normal everyday customers. We hung around like weirdos, saw how the bud tenders interacted with everyday customers, felt the vibe of each location, talked to the people behind the counter, talked to their customers, and felt them up. oops. we felt them out*. We pretty much stalked the crap out of them. And we loved every second of it.

 

This made it easy to filter through the douchebaggery, arrogance, and lack of customer service at (and we *bleep* you not…) about 80 % of the places we saw.

 

Phase 3: Beta Tests: the hot chick Dilemma

 

Filter and Solve for the all too common “HOT CHICK gets special treatment” thing Men love throwing out there. We sent some guys in. Our results: The shops who ranked among the top,  also provided the same level of service. They were genuine, caring, and listened to the customers. In summary, whether you are a chick, a dude, or Gary Busey. Whether you are a beginner or a pro, you are treated like Brad Pitt.

 

Phase 4: we narrowed down the list

 

Phase 5: We fessed up.

 

We told our lovely picks about the blog, what we hoped to capture from it, and they were on board instantly. We made one thing clear to them. Something we want to make clear to you as well. Our picks don’t have the option to “boost their blog, add content to our writing, pay for added features on the site, or compensate us with ad dollars to be on the list. Why? because thats retarded. Plus, they kind of earned it anyways, you know, being stalked and stuff for so long. We are happy they haven’t filed restrainging orders. Simply put, we picked the businesses. They didn’t throw money at us to be on the list. Why? because we aren’t strippers and also because we don’t sell out.

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